I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't deserve a penis
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ok first of all what the fuck
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
