You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Mom said you looked used
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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