You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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