I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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