i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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