At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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