Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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