so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
