well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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