Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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