Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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