i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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