operation have a gay friend backfired
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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