summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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