We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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