im about as happy as oj after his trial
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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