absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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