is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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