O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
soo... how was my night?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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