I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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