What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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