i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We don't watch enough power rangers
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
that is very illegal...i love you.
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