Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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