i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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