Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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