is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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