If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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