census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
