Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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