People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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