If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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