This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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