i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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