Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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