a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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