Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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