I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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