he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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