I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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