Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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