Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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