Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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