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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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