Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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