I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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