Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
