ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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