Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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