Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
is wine microwaveable?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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