Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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