i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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