If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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