I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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