Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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