What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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