The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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